We're listening. Sort of. Our team of highly trained, moderately competent professionals are standing by, ready to address your concerns, no matter how ridiculous or well-reasoned.
Got a suggestion? We're all ears! Well, not really. We have to wear these noise-cancelling headphones, but we'll try our best to hear you out.
Complaints, we're all ears! Okay, not really. We'll just pretend we're listening and maybe, if you're lucky, we'll respond with something marginally useful.
Want to send us your resume? Ha! Like we'd even look at it. Unless you're a 90s web designer with a heart of gold and a portfolio of GeoCities-era websites, in which case, we might just have to pretend to be impressed.